have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
