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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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