Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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