Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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