I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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