Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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