I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Randomize