She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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