There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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