i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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