just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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