I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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