This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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