does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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