i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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