As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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