I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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