i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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