just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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