if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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