Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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