You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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