Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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