i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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