Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My dick has a subreddit
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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