there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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