While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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