I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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