That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My balls are so social today.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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