He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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