we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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