how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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