drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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