ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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