if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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