I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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