Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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