I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My vagina is very pro this idea
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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