Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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