the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
even my farts smell like vagina
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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