Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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