This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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