Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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