well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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