Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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