i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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