I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
