I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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