that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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