morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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