Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I need to wash the frat house off of me
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I did not marry a roomba.
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