you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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