People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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