Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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